becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

rydelmarys:

ross probably never even got to second base with any girl and some of you are fantazising about him fucking you against a wall he would probably sit in front of you all awkward and sing your body is a wonderland to you while waiting for stormie to come and pick him up 

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http://imthewalrus79.tumblr.com/post/83745908359/take-in-for-a-second-whats-just-happened-with-r5

imthewalrus79:

Take in for a second what’s just happened with R5 over the last 24 hours.

Last night, they got face time on one of the most view television shows in the USA and got the name of R5 out there to a lot of people, probably for the first time ever.

Then the following morning, they appear on the…

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science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
ayyyoakley:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

thedoughnutvalley:

almostatroylerblog:

On the dick like

Ohmygod

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this

Same and he did it for so long omg

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

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runaeveena:

dayblur:

I WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD TO SEE MISHA COLLINS’ REACTION TO THIS VIDEO.

SCREAMING

(Source: kanerd, via it-s-more-than-just-a-band)

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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rockylynch-mob:

When a normal guy says, “I’ll give you the moon,” he’s probably just trying to screw you.

When Rocky Lynch says, “I’ll give you the moon,” that sexy bitch comes through with deeds and shit.

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tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.
awsomehighfivetoyourface:

this is the best photo in exsistence I’m sorry guys just gotta say it